Matilda (1996)

Dir. Danny DeVito

"Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. One way or another, though, every human being is unique, for better or for worse."

surprisebitch:

usaforafrica:

just watch it

spirit animal

kinghenrik:

daddysfallenangel-:

You can be proud to be black.
You can be proud to be Asian.
You can be proud to be Arabic.
You can be proud to be Spanish.
You can be proud to be any race.
But you can never be proud to be white, because that makes you racist.

Arabic and Spanish aren’t races go to school

onlyblackgirl:

vinebox:

White people son

suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

ging-ler:

sousuke-is-in-love-with-rin:

eziocauthon89:

lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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thomas sanders and lele pons are the only ones that matter

what about gio volpe 

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iamnerdtastic:

No matter how much I eat, there’s always room for dessert.

Dessert doesn’t go to the stomach.

Dessert goes to the heart.

urbancatfitters:

i wish i was a cute youtuber but im boring and bad at everything

yogaboi:

The next supreme

yogaboi:

The next supreme

superotakuchick:

virtualbutts:

Perfect weather for selfies✌️☀️✌️☀️

What? How can you be so damn pretty… while im sitting herelooking like a turtle

Omg thank u babe!!!

superotakuchick:

virtualbutts:

Perfect weather for selfies✌️☀️✌️☀️

What? How can you be so damn pretty… while im sitting herelooking like a turtle

Omg thank u babe!!!

blameaspartame:

The Pledge That You Have Taken Before God And Man

fake-ketchup:

my art skills are impeccable

fake-ketchup:

my art skills are impeccable

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me